From J. Van Hall, who brings all the arcade action to your TV set.

Looks like this guy just gave me the excuse to grow that afro I always wanted | BE FLIP! FLIP YOU! | Unfortunately, she was not insured for when they fucked up her lobotomy | A winner will be me! | Uh yeah... There are. Somewhere. | So he hates one fantasy, but not all fantasies. Probably one of the later Final Fantasies because all the cool kids are dissing on those these days | I'd better shut my mouth right now | This is sorta ironic, he messed up saying "messed up" | ...I'll remember that... | So I'd better not cry over it | And they wear BEAR PAJAMAS! | Well, you'd better watch out for the grammar police, sir | I guess her enormous breasts drain brain power to maintain their firmness and suppleness