All praise Capcom for re-releasing Final Fight. Now yet another generation of gamers may bask in its glory!
Or perhaps wade through the total staleness of this rerelease. Who knows?
From BlueGuinea, a real Japanese guy!
Feel the power of my ultimate attack: EX JOY! | I thought you were Sodom? Or did Nintendo change your name AGAIN?
Man, Haggar's awfully tough on prank callers | Sodom, as lovable as ever. How could Mayor Mike hurt such a great guy! He even asks for Haggar's permission before he hurts him! | Haggar was obviously not elected for his speaking skills... | Or his compassion towards the beleaguered vietnam veterans of this country... | Or his command of the english language... | Okay, now I know why. He was the less retarded of two retards | So simple, even Haggar can understand! | I really, really, really, REALLY want to kick Cody's ass for this. Really.
Guy seems a little out of it | A revelation. "I will kiru you!!" | "You're a funny man! I will shoot you!" | Stop rambling, Guy. Pay attention to your superior! | Someone finally gets sick of Guy's shit | Guy stumbles into the final boss, who seems to have as little patience for him as the one before | This is coming from a man who is completely senseless himself | YOU LACK DISCIPLINE | The burden of being utterly clueless
