Contributed by Lobst, the brooding, dense-as-lead, spiky headed hero of the internet, BrandonTCA, the big breasted sexy bartender with severe self-worth issues, L'il Miss Khiea, the brown-and-proud gun handed revolutionary, and dloob, the open shirted, silver haired, lady-killing, flamboyant evil villain.

Biggs talking in his sleep | "Shucks!! .......money..."

Doesn't this just ruin the moment?

And here's one from Brandon. Booyaka.

"This guy are sick."

Some utterly bizzare propositioning | Oui oui, monsieur | What goes on in here? | A cohesive conversation | This sounds like some terrible country song | From the most overtly homosexual scene in FF7 | This game had some major homosexual undertones | What he said. | Are we playing FF7 or watching Saved by the Bell? | These conversations baffle me | "Huh? Finger!? What the hell?" | One of the deeper conversations in FF7 | Barret, wise beyond his years | Barret the Mr. T wannabe | We're in Texas | These just make less and less sense | Or lazy modellers | Reply of the century | I'll keep my eyes open... | You know, this kid's supposed to be retardedy | Ummm... | Umm again... | Okay, this is just getting sick | FF7 becomes even more un-PC. | It's Barret, yo. | Barret's metaphors are lacking | Isn't that some Muslim thing? | Barret propagates more stereotypical speech | Barret lays down the law | Barret's pet name for Cloud | Midgar television is an equal opportunity employer, to retards as well as normal people | FF7 is victim to some of the most uneven censorship ever | SEXXXY | Ain't nothin' but a G thang | Tifa is dense as lead | What... the... hell? | Barret has a way with words | Barret: Stereotype Extraordinaire | Cloud is a pretty pretty girl

Well, Tifa must have some pretty bad back pains...

In the other room, Tifa's having all her sweat and dirt washed off by a group of female mud-wrestlers who like to yell out "LOL!!" for no particular reason every few seconds, but of course, nobody cares about that

Yup | Were I Don Corneo, I'd be wearing a metal nut-cup 24-7... | Well, that problem would be fixed with more corn in his diet | Just don't talk to him while he's watching his Jenna Jameson collection | Wouldn't it be better to act out those emotions than say them? | I'd have recommeded a comma in there instead of the first exclamation point | So now he's turning into a black John Wayne? | ...Huh? | Hi, [treasure chest]! | When will someone explain to me this human emotion called "love"?

How could we go so long without you?

Like, sick to the max! | Oh shit, it's Eminem | Um, your spelling appears to be handicapped right there | ...There are so many easy captions for this one, I just can't pick one... | That damn fool Murdock's gotta stop druggin' my milk, foo'! | Santa seems to be taking the Apocalypse rather well | Stockholm syndrome in pure effect | Now let's be fair... This guy IS better than Carrot Top | OK, right here it doesn't sound THAT stupid... But DON'T make it your fucking tagline on a mission to save the world | INSERT YAOI ACTION HERE | OOOH! RUDE'S HERE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW BUBBLEGUM! AND HE'S ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM! | No shit | Just give me a damn weapon | XTREME TO TEH MAXXX! GET ME A MOUNTAIN DEW AND A VIN DIESEL MOVIE!!!!!

Well you must be very proud of yourself | OH NO!!! | I hope this doesn't have something to do with the previous quote | Oh God, no