FF3, the only game to have made dorks out of more people than possibly even Dungeons and Dragons.

Contributions from Ice Burner, Ed the Moogle, and Sky Render, loaded for bear. Whatever the fuck that means.

More from Silentheart, octopus royalty

Latest batch of quotes comes from Ryanbomber

The Good (but funny): The famous thief/treasure hunter speech | "Machine-riding, self-important swine! Take this!" | The boys discover Terra knows magic | "He'd slit his mama's throat for a nickel!" | "Let's give 'em a bloody lip!" | "Aye yai yai! Izzat... you!?" | He needs TP for his bunghole

The Bad: "'Regen'- HP gradually come back" | Gau's return speech | "To the south is the veldt. Dangerous creatures there."

The Kefka: Kefka comments on how he OWNS Terra | "Uwee, hee, hee! Good! Burn up everything!" | Kickass! We all know that Kefka makes a mean burger!

Annnd... Ultros!

Ultros' first introduction | "Yaaoouch! Seafood soup!" | "Delicious Morsel! Let me get my bib!" | "Seems a little too perky..." | "D'haaaaa! Come on! Read it...!" | Ultros tries to drop a 4 ton weight on Celes | "Phew! Rats! | "Silence! You are in the presence of octopus royalty!" | "I ain't no... garden-variety octopus!" | "Imp! Pal! Buddy!" | Guess who! | Chupon! | "Look at me! I'm a receptionist! G'fa, ha, ha!"

For some reason, this really loses its threatening nature on me... | Locke: Adventurer, "Treasure Hunter", Tailor | What a loser... | Slammed by a "mystical purity"? It could only be the power of DESTRUCITY! | No on ever said Sabin was smart... | A forgotten Kefka classic... | Locke Cole, COME ON DOWN! | So your FIRST idea for humiliating someone is stripping them? | Won't allow complete sentances, either!

Yeah, being reduced to a pile of goo on a plie of rocks perks me up too!

Mr. Thou, that's my name, that name again, it's Mr. Thou | But we're rehearsing for Riverdance! | Cid Highwind makes a cameo appearance in Final Fantasy 3 | "Hey, is that William Shakespeare?" "Nah, it's just Gau."

Just use winzip to fix it up!

Oh, Ultros... You're so wacky! | Uh, you still look like humans to me...

Sticks and stones may break my bones... | Amazing— A description of an item that actually provides less information than the name of the item itself | You know, Kefka would be a much better philosopher if he could think about things for more than five seconds without destroying them | Uhuhuh... settle down, Beavis | Another formidable adversary | HOT HOT HOT HOTHOTHOTHOT | This is so stupid that it's truly noteworthy! | Uh, I think you're confusing the life spell with ARMOR | I'm glad his brute strength doesn't prevent him from enjoying the finer things in life!