Wow, this translation's kind of funny, in an actual somewhat witty sense. An SNK first!

From Yamcha Hibiki, who hopefully isn't considering cosplaying Terry Bogard. Also from James Irish, who, much like the completely random SNK character bios, enjoys ice cream and motorcycles but hates birthday cakes.

And I'm axin' you to stop hitting me with that hatchet! HA HA HA! | For a hero, Terry's a little malicious | HA HA! HA HA HA! WHAT A RIOT! | Terry, man with the rapier wit and innate knowledge of children's stories | ...But he's inept at everything else... | Monkey? HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA! | What kind of man would say something like that to Mai Shiranui? | Oooh! Terry is humbled by Andy's wit | Yamazaki's mad rhymes. Kick it one more time, Boyee | Microsoft tactics | Joe watches too many cartoons | Uh huh... | Terry, master of pick up lines | Heh heh heh | Oh, we feel for you Mary. Really. | PRESENT BY SNK

Joe... Has some problems...

Is this where he violates your anus?

But I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

He cares.

"I come bearing icy treats!"

Bob... Has bitchtits | The underwear invader strikes again! | Yes, I'm sure you'll be just fine at a suit-and-tie event with those shorts | Joe BURNS the Jamaican dude