Another direct ancestor of Bubble Bobble, effectively giving it the title of one of the greatest games in existence by association; despite the game not actually being all that great. You can't argue with science, though.

From Mike, trying again with a friend

I don't know, but I think I'm even more confused than her now | Don't patronize me... | Well, at least they're not making you try again with a friend | You think as some sort of prize you could show a DIFFERENT animation? | Yes, 'worm' is a problem if you make a regular habit of eating cat shit | I feel so loved | It might be shorter if you didn't LEAVE FOR EVERY CUTSCENE