Firing tiny heat-seeking houses at flying saucers, sliding pigs down ramps to open doors, climbing shafts of deadly falling grandmas, and getting turned into a blind salamander to wander around a living pinball machine filled with exploding sheep. Just another average game for Earthworm Jim.

Oh yes. This game isn't on crack alright.

I can't possibly come up with quips zanier than these Game Show questions themselves, so just enjoy:

How does Jim spell his first name?

What color is Jim's red gun?

What is Doc Duodenum's favorite cheese?

What is Princess What's-Her-Name's real name?

When is Jim's birthday?

In what year did the Battle of Hamstrings take place?

Can you rub your stomach and pat your head?

Phrase your response in the form of a question:

May I please be excused to go to the bathroom?

Can Jim speak French?

Can Jim speak German?

Can Jim speak Spanish?

Can Jim speak Japanese?

Can Jim tie himself into a knot?

Does Jim have a piranha in his aquarium?

Does Jim's mother approve of the girls he dates?

Can Peter Puppy have a bite of your ice cream sandwich?

In a dogfight between a Spitfire and a Harrier, which plane would win?

How long is a piece of string?

How many legs does a shark have?

How do you compute the area of a circle?

What is a paradox?

What Broadway musical is based on annelids?

What is the Union Jack?

Coal is to water as a lightbulb is to:

If cigarettes cause Cancer, what causes Capricorn?

Hey kids, what time is it?

Who is the king of the animals in Africa?

What is the meaning of life?

Does misery love company?

What food isn't available on the streets of New York?

Use what in place of butter when cooking?

Who are you?

If Tim runs east with two apples, when does the train arrive with peaches?

I don't get it.

Seven times seven equals:

W.W.W. stands for:

These walk down stairs, alone or in pairs:

How many donuts are in a dozen?

How fast does Jim's Plasma Gun fire?

What is Earthworm Jim's favorite Christmas Carol?

"Alas, poor Yorick..." was written by:

What exactly is a "mojo"?

Jim's Super Suit is what size?

What is Earthworm Jim's favorite disco dance step?

During his short-lived rap career, Jim was known as:

Can Psy-Crow beat Jim at arm wrestling?

Jim's Super Suit is:

What is Jim's favorite magazine?

Why are Jim's eyes different in color and size?

Have you read the instruction manual?

In college, Jim played what sport?

When bowling, Psycrow needs 7 moer pins to win. He should:

What is Jim's second favorite disguise, after "Blind Sally"?

Have you seen the Earthworm Jim cartoon?

Is this a trick question?

What was the answer to the previous question?

Who is Leo Tolstoy?

What is Jim's favorite fighting game?

Jim was born in what state?

What kind of license do you need to fly a Pocket Rocket?

Where does Mrs. Schultz live?

Animotion 2 is:

In China, this American cartoon character was renamed. There he was called:

Psy-Crow was named after which Shiny employee?

Where is Jim originally from?

Is Jim dyslexic?

What is a Chip Butty?

What flavor is a cow?

What character was not in the first EWJ game?

Fore!

Would you like that on account or gift certificate?

What is "The Manta"?


And finally, the completely sensical ending