Hey, let's play invent-a-story Dungeons & Dragons madlibs:
By Odin's beard! Evil (X) are invading the peaceful land of (X). Now it's up to the heroic (X) to save the day and defeat their leader (X) before the land is condemned to darkness!
Now fill in all the (X)'s. If the above paragraph even remotely makes sense, report to Capcom headquarters for a game design job.