Dragon Warrior just keeps going and going, just like the there-will-never-be-a-Final Fantasy series. No one should give a rat's ass about the series or its horrible 8-bit blue-and-white characters. Hell, even Final Fantasy went SNES for the fourth game.

Yeah, you certainly did | "Ragnar searches the area around feet." | Dragon Warrior IV has some problems with talking about someone, then forgetting to mention them in the next lines | More crazy character forgetfulness | Your tent or mine, buddy? | The question is, did she really just say "Smack!" to him? | Find something like... A HIDDEN PLAYGROUND?!

So he's nice, but a cheapass? | You don't say... | That's what you think... MWAHAHAHA! | I'll let you get back to that... | No, I didn't... I'm gonna need to sit down to take all this info in... | Well, i'm actually IN your store, just sell me something now... | Well, obviously the took one step past the road and got devoured by a ferocious slime...