Anything bad said about Neo Geo Double Dragon, I take back - THIS is the root of all that is evil.

From the retarded american cartoon version of Ninjaboyneo.

Also from Johnny Undaunted, the only living master of Johnkido.

Alright, let's put this in perspective: Billy likes milk more than sex.

Where did they come up with these stupid "fighting styles"?: Sticks and Stones! And he's a skeleton! GEDDIT? | He won't hit you. He'll just make fun of you and your fat mama | God, that's as bad as Shaq's "Shaqido" in Shaq-Fu... | Chew zits..? | She'll run over to your computer and CTRL-ALT-DEL it!