You know, darkness really gets a bad rap in video games. Sure, horrible scythe-handed beasts may lurk in the dark waiting to feast on the flesh of virgins, but did you know that darkness also provides comforting shade on a sunny day? That dark chocolate is a taste that many have grown to love? That the Samurai Pizza Cats were darker than dirt, and if you step on their tails, then you're going to get hurt? I say we band together, friends, and protest the gross mistreatment of darkness in video games!
From Badman, tall and dark, but the handsome is debatable
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