In the days when SNK only seemed to produce, err "quality" titles like Ikari Warriors 2, how did this one slip through their "quality control"? A good game from early SNK? Unheard of!

From MC... who is indeed too legit to quit.

More from DoomedQuaker, the world's most brilliant innkeeper.

When you great RandX, use the Sword of Cheese.

And even more from Daverd, the waffle virtuoso

Um... Looks like they were a little off there.

"How do feel today?"

Assuming they mean "greet", that's some mean-ass greeting

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