Now, I love Civilization; it's one of those things that has been responsible for my declining health due to sleep deprivation over the years. But, err, multiplayer? HOORAY LET'S WAIT AN HOUR FOR THE OTHER SIDE TO FINISH THEIR TURN!!

A representative of Dictator ZhodeiZhat of the HAUGLAUGLAUGLAUGALG Empire has arrived. Will you receive him?

Screw the citizend!