Contributions from Ice Digger, S.Cody, and Lobstaboy, who travelled through time to prevent me from putting one of my psuedo-insults here.

A wise man also said that "All things begin with epoetker and end with epoetker.", and I think that man was Mike Ham.

And even more from Person, travelling back in time to bring Napoleon to the waterslides

...Who left his little brother, Sky Render, to take care of him as he went on an excellent adventure.

Just in time for their 1988 WORLD TOUR! Featuring Dante Van Bacon!

But Rantasm sent evil robots to foul up their plans!

And now they need to play Twister with Lemon_Chan in order to get back to life, and save the world!

No shit! | Can we say "Lazy programmers"? | What a pervert! | Gato's first song | Gato's second song | Uh, wasn't there a Pink Floyd song like this? Ehm... Nevermind | "Eyes Cream" | Of very rare if you! Of get armor is I! OF WINNER IS ALL OF US! | Even more exciting than Ellen.

Lazy programmers, part 2 (the guy in front is Magus) | Ayla's broken english!

Uh, pretty funny pun | The saga of "The Man". Don't let him keep you down | Tone-deaf? | Spontaneous hillbilly-transformation. It could happen to you. | Flea, the evil crossdresser | Even MORE Ayla-english | A deep riddle | Frog meets Crono's mom | Ayla gets a piece of Crono's mom's mind | Why do I need to know this? | Why they put warning labels on bleach bottles | And it tastes really shitty indoors | No one else uses middle english, so why does Frog?

The wacky programmer's room ending!

Mr. Uematsu! Leading the players on again! | The plot of Titanic in a nutshell | My god, we need some help here! | "No applause necessary, just send money..." | Yuji Horii! You and Uematsu are trying my nerves today! | Japanese programmers and American sports. | I don't think you're going to get many from this. Try a newspaper. | Poor Mr. Tokita. | The anorexic programmers of Chrono Trigger | Church Lady! | Kato gets deep. | More Japanese programmers and American sports! | The slave pits of Square: An expose | Actually, CT was pretty damn easy. | Sakaguchi's been getting fat off of the food he hasn't been giving his programmers! | After playing Chrono Trigger, perhaps these words are altogether too truthful (applies to Xenogears too) | A turning point in a programmer's life. | Hehehehe | "Hey, they promised to name the game Hoshino Trigger!" | Squaresoft and their top secret experiments | "Someone kiss me!" | And whew, what a stench! | The cruelest joke in video gaming history.

Yeah, the Epoch really doesn't have much in the way of cargo storage, I guess someone's gotta be thrown off

Yes Frog, WE GET IT, you're a MEDIEVAL SWORDSMAN, now shut up already!

When I hang out with my cadaver pals, they're not usually much fun. They never drink with me, and girls never seem to want to talk to us. They're not very talkative either, and they're always dressed in those dingy suits | Lucca and yet another crazy laugh | SEE HOW I LOVE TO CLEAN FILTHY CATBOXES! I'M SO HAPPY! | Something about this just seems so sarcastic | Scratching level up!

Since people usually don't abbreviate like this when they talk, Ayla is "no one". Ayla! You're a very good tribal leader! Face it straight! You can't give it up! Go for broke! | Let the idiot savant in the fur bikini teach you all there is to know about life | No! The Farrelly brothers got Chrono Trigger too! | Of course, I always enjoy picnicing surrounded by reminders of my own mortality. Looming doom and roast beef sandwiches are a match made in heaven! | YES! A magic hat! | Yes, grammar would not be invented in Ayla's time for another 10,000,000 years | And let me guess, this party animal is drinking ROOT BEER? | WORST MANTRA EVER | Magus the eloquent | Bubonic plague takes at least a few days to set in. I think you can get up after a stupid rat bite | Your, daughter must be so damn proud

The rarely seen (for good reason) Gato lose screen! | Groovy! | Oh no! I have so little time left!

No shit, Ughlock | Even with complex voice technology, the Mother Brain still can't laugh properly | Way to encourage your son, MOM | Lucca has the coolest laugh. Just like Lucca has the coolest everything else in the game.

The incredibly long (for here at least) ULTIMATE SLIDESHOW! Featuring Crono's only lines in the game!