This game is one weird-ass gambling game, starring none other than "The Casino Kid!" He goes around playing Blackjack, Craps (LOLOLOLOLOLOL) and Poker against the vile... JACK!

Contributions from Ninjaboyneo, who you don't want to play cards with because he'll cheat. In Blackjack, he got a 22 when you get a 21. Then he goes into the wrestling ring and jerks off a plastic snake.

This is one sweet-ass intro. | Like you can read anyone's face. | A lipstick kiss? | Uh yeah... what are you talking about?

Arrogance in the Casino: "I'm pretty" - Yeah, sweetheart, just uncross your eyes, and everything should be fine | "I'm cool pal." - Now I can understand this guy! Having one eye is IN!

Dun dun dun! The battle with.. JOE!: "Hi honey! I'm your sweet dealer!" | Obviously, he's not talking about this game

This man knows all the high class slang and jargon of the high stakes world of gambling | You've got the wrong guy. You want GG Allin over there, defecating on the table.