I think Captain American just found a new rival to the title of "Worst Superhero Ever"

From Vitriolic, who destroyed Captain Novolin with a Twinkie

Damn the password protection! | Yeah, I can just see the headlines without this warning... "Diabetic children die when changing their insuln to try and become retarted looking superheros" | Um, the should send for a hero who CAN'T be killed by evil sugar-based aliens? | Thanks for the advice via flashback, Scary make-up monster lady! | Thanks again, Doctor who looks like a crack whore! | I'll take any help anyone can give me for this mindbendingly tough question... | ...Uh, yay? | So, I guess don't buy it off the street by the guy in a trench coat? | Wait, since this appears to be a flashback, is Captain Novolin just remembering about a previous good snack? | Thanks you very much, footware giving boater!