This game is incredibly fun, a little action RPG. The translation, however is so sad... so very, very sad.

From Badman, the lier who got a helping hand from blessed god.

And from someone else, who we've forgotten.

In the beginning, there was Cadash: The amazing stats for the fighter | The wonderous stats for the mage | The awesome stats of the priest and The k-rad stats for the Ninja.

Various quotes from the one, the only, the king himself: I came well, I saw well, I kicked some ass well | Yeah, well South Africa were peaceful at a time, too | So, we be here to keep tha' peace, mofo' | Make up your mind, you old freak.

A mixed bag: "...where is the key? Who knows." | What the hell is an aweful monster? | I guess this line is a running gag in Cadash | "...stand up against the evil forces with your heart of courage!" | Miss, I hope you realise that your town is named after a sauce | Hey! This game uses the same economic system as Faxanadu! | This kid's mom is one strict bitch | "The brave man, will you listen to my story?" | Yeah, I will, but only if you stop calling me "Brave Man" all the damn time | Heh, I don't know what the hell it's talking about | What kind of grunt is "OUH"? | "I can now rest in peace and go to the heaven."

The end: If the first word in this sentence doesn't make you laugh your ass off, I don't know what will | Are you assured? | Ma' posse and ma (The) crew!.

More clips from Sak's crib. uh... westside. I guess: "The magic doesn't take any effect!"

Maybe you should leave them alone. Heheh | Is there such thing as an unblessed god? | Some bad translating makes this nonsensical | Where is this Flont place you speak of?! | And so it was written! | He'll be so happy to hear you is alive! | LIER! | Ling Ling's had a good life | Man, this one just doesn't make sense | Who cares if she doesn't make any damn sense.. SHE'S TOPLESS | Pinch Punch is an audio superstar | If I turn into a gnome, will I get your speech impediment? | Some more bad translation | Hey, end my tour or my life, but NOT BOTH | Using big words to sound smart doesn't guarantee you'll make sense.. | What the hell is this? Some kind of laugh? A cough?

Hooray! | Oh no! The white whale from Bubble Bobble has escaped into the Cadash world!