Decades after the Sega CD's death, an independent game developer sees the golden opportunity to release an unplayable wad of fighting game trash.

GO GO 1 PLAYER, FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

"The apostles is coming! God will bless me!"

You'll be where, exactly?

In that case, Chinese Kenpo sounds pretty crappy.

You have a Good Ear for tires.

He's a credit to the U.S. Army.

"A Marvelous Ninja Magic!"

What the heck's a "noted blade"?

"Overwheimed Victory Witl WOLF FANG"

Not a Viking..?

I'm baffled that they spelled "spectacular" correctly and then messed up on "feel".

If Sega tasted it, then you know it's quality!