You say you want to play Brave Fencer Musashi? I have a better idea. Go play Zelda.

Contributions from Lobst and Fahbs, who can be turned into acrobat sausage in an emergency situation!

"Dum" gal? Also something that can be taken out of context quite easily

A lot of commas... And that's one tough job

I can't stop thinking about Jay Leno either... What a coincidence!


I think Sak will have a good time with this one

Acrobat Sausages? Yum.


How can you get these two things confused?

Sounds like a piece of Winston Liu advice... | Thanks for letting me know | The more he speaks, the more I think he's just some creppy pedophile out for some Musahi...

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