For a long time, I tried convincing myself that this game was good. Yet, the sheer terribleness of this game tore through my will and I was forced to admit its badness. I really wanted to like a game where you could torture a blob...

From TAOC TEH WONDRE DOG! YSEEEEEEESSS!!!!!!

Uh... No shit... | I have no fucking clue how kids eat this. Cap'n Crunch is the real motherfuckin' thing