SECRET: I have never seen the Blues Brothers. PLEASE STOP IT WITH THE SHARP ROCKS AND CANS AND ROTTEN FRUIT AND SUCH.

From all the people who have sent this to me, Sofa King Nick, Ninjaboyneo, and god know who else.

Also from Zaratustra, writing the screenplay for Blues Brothers 2005. KILL HIM QUICKLY!

This is some kind of druggie thing, isn't it?

I was the victim of a frozen pee once. It was really cold and there wasn't a toilet around... | When I think of Dan Ackroyd and John Belushi, "Water Babes" is the last word that comes to mind. SEE YOU LATER ALLIGATOR. | WOW! It, uh, sounds like every other level of the game. EXPLOSIVE!