Pretend you're Rambo! Run around and kill things! ...Well, I'd still rather play Contra.

Pics from Cool-J, who won the Vietnam war. Single-handedly.

Thanks for narrowing it down, buddy!

"Watch out for bridges. You'll die if you fall."

Eagle arrives at the "enemy camp".

The leader of the baddies is crazy, I tell you!

Yeah! That'll get 'im the hell out of your way!

It's Bad Dudes all over again!

Why the hell would you care?

This drug sounds familiar...

It sure is, Eagle. It sure is...

Oh, Reagan! Getting yourself into trouble again, I see?