|The only thing i'm glad about the Battletoads is that they have been finally destroyed... But for how long?!?|
How come Abobo goes from complete moron to regular intelligence in two paragraphs? | Oh no.
The cast of characters
Hey, that's not the grotesque mutant Abobo we all know and love... That's just a barabarian from some geek's "fantasy art" collection wearing jeans! | Yes, a second-rate hurricaine kick will certainly help when fighting 20 foot tall rats and giant robots | I'm scared. Really. | Dark Queen never was a CLEVER villian... | But as I can see, your taste in being in a good game is slightly lacking | DIE YOU FUCKING STUPID PSUEDO-FURRIES! | AND FUCK YOU! YOU'RE NO NINJA TURTLE! | OK... I'll calm down and just say that maybe this guy should maybe have spent the extra five bucks and got a good speaker | Really, what game of Double Dragon would be complete without the "big guy who has a gun"? | Wow... Is that the Shockmaster? Oh no, EVIL GOT AN UPGRADE! | AND FUCK YOU TOO! GOD BATTLETOADS SUCK! HUAGHLAGALGA!!!