The world's FIRST shitty 3D fighter

From Shinigami no kamikaze, the driver for the bus to Loserville

"Sorry, you'll have to wait for the next scheduled run... This game's developers have filled up this one..." | $%*&^@$ | What the hell is that supposed to even mean?

And scans from the manual:

Well, then it's a good thing this game isn't making me laugh... | I think she's supposed to be the game's sexy fighter, but she just looks like everyone else, except in a different color... | The instruction manual's intro, complete with one of those really shitty raps that everything had in the early 90's... | If I were him, I'd be embarassed to even be in this game...