The power of Badman compells you!

What a depressing and stupid ending... | What gives you THAT idea? | Why SHOULD I help you, pre-balding Dr. Wily? | The most confusing "enter name" screen I've ever seen | Um, is this supposed to be the GOOD ending? It's not much better than the bad one... | The end | Sorry, but the princess is in another base! | Well, since she's right there, that must be a good premonition...