Well, let me just venture a guess... But I'm thinking this game involves a lot of sex, possibly lesbian in nature. And, just another wild guess, but all the girls are gorgeous and have enormous racks unless they're the obligatory lolita in the cast. But, I don't know, I guess I'll JUST HAVE TO TRY IT. Oh well.

From Badman, possibly jeopardizing any chance he has at a serious love life FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT.

The omnipresence of background MIDIs in games simply becomes a fact of life in the game world | Yes, we're going to have to write you up a ticket for "Enormous breasts without a license" | Of course, and I bet you read Playboys for the articles. Which, by the way, is the only thing remotely interesting about Playboy magazine. | It really is a psychological disorder, you know | This would be the best fucking band name. I hope someone adopts this. | Wow, uh, sexiest H game text ever |
Big enough font?!
| Great that she's so willing to admit that she's a dirty slacker | No idea what the hell she's talking about, but, uh, look at her. Chicks like that make as little sense as they want | Yeah, great line motherfucker (and I mean that very literally). What's the next one you're going to use? Anal has never been scientifically proven to hurt? Licking oozing herpal sores has never been proven unsafe? | Her fantasies are rather clinical, aren't they? | Isn't it only the dudes in hentai that get nosebleeds? Oh well, she makes sex sound like an aerobics video | Maybe the wacky novelty swirly glasses? | You also invented tentacle porn. I don't know what that has to do with anything, I'm just saying...