An adventure game that fails miserably in the "adventure" and "game" departments! Kinda like any adventure game released in the last three years... I guess that makes this game ahead of its time!

ry0suke is the phattest, and H. Hog ordered a "smile" with his humburger.

wvlfpvp wants all the gods to help him find his wallet

"Kate is the Fattest"

Humburgers are like getting a hummer with every bite!

Well, the counterfeiters do make it easy to spot a phony map piece, I guess.

SHAMELESS PROMOTION! | ...That really kinda sounds like a waste of a prayer right there... "DEAR GOD, FIND IT IN YOUR INFINITE COMPASSION TO LET ME FIND THE GROCERY STORE!