The world may fear and despise the X-Men, but I'd likely fear the mere mortals who can throw gigantic laser beams by sheer force of will and kick the shit out of the X-Men despite not actually having any super powers. You may be able to shoot lasers out of your eyes, Cyclops, but can you resist the power of SAIKYO-RYU?! OYAJIII!!!

From prower, up to 90% less feared and hated. Yes, I know that was GameQuoter's before, but since he actually works here he doesn't get a caption anymore. Plus, I KILL MYSELF THINKING OF THESE FUCKING THINGS SO LAUGH DAMMIT.

And AlmightyPants, who needs the most bracelets

It doesn't really look too "within" | STUPID BAGS OF MOSTLY WATER | This PSA brought to you by the Public School District #23 and Akuma | Combos have never been explained so well! | Lago says "Bite it, you scum" | More concise explanation | Aw shit, I'm so over... | Thanks for the protip, Gamepro. | Your great-great grandfather The Acadian would kick your ass.

Oh, and keep an eye out for those gigantic laser fireballs, I throw while you're at it | Well, that WAS a pretty good storyline... | Well, Apocalypse DOES become the size of Marlon Brando... | Yeah, fighting superpowered humans and mutants is SO last week... | If I'll escape, why would the enemy even use it? | And I thought the X-Men were AGAINST prejudice... | Shit, and I wanted a new car... | Wow, Ken's channeling the spirit of Robert Garcia | All of what? | Man, even Cyclops' win taunts come out flat and stale... | So it was Stan Lee who wrote the intro for this, I guess...

Never took Chun-Li for the Mardi Gras type... (grabs a ton of bracelets) | Because if you don't you become the fucking Care Bears. And we don't need another fucking Care Bears.

I know! It's from "My First Fucked-Up Engrish Book"! | Five | Well, I don't really consider you a superhero anyways, you pompous jackass! | YUO WALLHACK CHEETER!!1!1 | You're right, I don't get why you only take half the damage of everybody else... | Whatever, Mr. Steroids. | I didn't challenge you, the random selection of the CPU chose to challenge you. | Rouge lays the verbal smackdown! | Huh?

ALL IS DOOM, but mostly because some TOTALLY SWEET NINJAS ARE GOING TO TOTALLY FLIP OUT AND CHOP OFF SOME HEADS!