Correction: After 20 hours, it ceased to be fun.

Even the threats in Wild Arms have a second rate learned-all-my-trash-talk-from-the-script-of-Final-Fantasy-2 quality | Wild Arms 2 tries to get all pretentious and spiritual and Evangelionish but fails in actually making any sense whatsoever | Script courtesy of Mr. Macross | I NO FORGET BROOD!! | Unless you're enormous, black, and wear fifty pounds of gold chains, the utterance "sucka" loses a lot of its power | Actually, most of them I've seen are rather, er, "colorful" | Be *happy* ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ | Why are you so sad? :(:(:(:(:( | You tell him, Cap'n Picard | Puns like that are punishable by death in 36 states | "...So why don't I put it in my room and place some platforms to make it easy for any aspiring hero to get to it!" | Christ, all mountains have to do is sit there and look pretty, what do they have to lament about? | And also definitely, without-a-doubt, 100% stupid | The frequent references to arms are confusing me | To put this in perspective "Hey, we could plant a carbomb in our new neighbors car and kidnap his children and shit on his lawn or we can go over and say hello!" | A new inductee onto my list of "video game characters I would like to hit with a shovel"

You know, if all otherworldly denizens were this enthusiastic in divulging information, Kirk wouldn't have had to kick every alien in the universe's ass. | Welcome to the Komedy Koncentration Kamp! Where humor is sent to be brutally executed!