More shit blowing up. Will shit ever stop blowing up? It's crazy!

From Disco Stu, who is behind all this bull shit.

More from a naked Ezra Poetker.

More from S. Bires, a madman escaping all over Europe; a real specialist by nature.

Vitriolic's blood is tingling after he injected those Pop Rocks

A madman! A MADMAN I TELL YOU!

How can you be a specialist by nature

"Hmm... Did he have an itchy trigger finger, or did he just shoot at anything and everything just for the hell of it?"

"Escape all over Europe", don't you mean "from all over Europe" ...Left out words can really screw up a sentence"

"This should read either madmen or mercenaries, how could they be daredevils if they shake hands with the devil?"1, 2

Um.. don't you mean hit and run, fool?

Crazy credits. Must've been what the programmers were eating | A nickname like that will get you popular with the ladies. Oh yeah | The notorious Ike-Bomb makes another appearance | This is like a subliminal warning. "HIDE! NAKED CAPCOM STAFF!" | How the hell do you get a nickname like "TUBE" anyway?

The complete credits. Man, everyone involved in this game must have had some mental issues or a prescription drug addiction

Uh, that might be a heart attack... | Tell me more of this "fire" | He looks amazingly happy for that line... | Which is it? Attack the radar, or the rader? | Um, how am I gonna be attacking the invisible stealth bomber? | That's a bad strategy... I mean, that will result in incurring the wrath of Captain Planet! | ...Wouldn't it be smarter to just send troops into a cave instead of a plane? | What amazing planning. Can you expect anything less from a guy with a giant lobotomy scar on his forehead? | Wouldn't it be the plane that becomes a torch? | ...Well, I'd think you'd know the answer to that question... | See his amazing Miss Cleo powers! | That's impossible!