There's only one "ultimate fighter" in my heart, and his name is Jim Hellwig.

From Vitriolic, take these "quotes"!

Woah woah woah, lay off the quotation marks duder | Hah. He said "balls" | What about the "fire columns"? | COME HERE! GET OUT OF HERE! | How generous of him | This poor kickboxer just couldn't have a normal name like Joe | What if the victory is very slippery? | Well, it may be an unfortunate nickname, but at least his name's not "Fats" | Step 3: Say it twenty times while rubbing your belly and patting your head | Interesting choice of words here | "I tried to get the Sinister Six, but they were already booked for the evening"