I got bored with this game because it would always stop scrolling at a certain point, and I'd get stuck. For a while I tried to entertain myself with the fact that your character can jump REALLY FUCKING HIGH, but that got boring after a while, too. LEARN ABOUT ANCIENT GREEK HISTORY BY JUMPING REALLY HIGH IN AN EMPTY LEVEL WITH NO END!

Dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna dunna... BADMAAAAAN!

Well, it looks like somebody managed to beat it! It's too bad that they apparently took the "loving" part of the game out at the last moment and only left the "beating the shit out of your enemies" part in.