Apparently these are great games, but i've never played 'em...

Gilgamesh is a HORSE

The Captain shows how much he cares for his employees | I wonder if the room contains the Soylent machine... | Aw, but why else would I go there? | I just hope they don't find the body in there... | You should die for that Titanic joke... | The rest of this can be heard for $1.99 a minute | Hmmm, that wouldn't fall down and wreck stuff when you get there, would it? | That's why you should always bring an umbrella to a cruise ship... | It's good to be the captain... | Suicide tips from the Captain | I think I'll pass... | I have no clue... | Oh god no... | Well, at least i'll get it back somewhat... | EVIL!