Out of all the gazillions of copies of this game sold, I bet only a fraction of that ever got past those FUCKING water levels. ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHFUYGKGSJHKDHSSLK.

From ZZTWizard voiced by Corey Feldman.

Torgo is cool but crude; Michaelangelo is a party dude!

Zaratustra leads; Donatello does machines.

TOO... MUCH... SURFER... LINGO... RAGE... BUILDING...

Yeah, thanks for pointing out where you are. And nice job keeping your hideout a secret, with your LOGO right next to the door. | Just go into any ol' sewer, it doesn't really matter which one...

Gee, it's good to know she's rooting for them, instead of actually doing anything helpful.