Contributed by the super spy himself, Finn
And Game Quoter, the super guy! Ha ha!
And ApacheMan2K. Is he super enough to rescue the president?

Yeah, there's a lot of blood on the old one, mainly because of that time I stabbed you repeatedly in the leg and screamed "Start making sense, old man!" over and over | Playing cards? Business cards? What? | My rather calm facial expression says no, but my fists say yes | Those scoundrels! | The wife or the child? | You don't wanna know. | YOU THE MAN NOW, DOG | There are just too many things wrong with this picture. | Man, I hated being destroyed in the last terrorism | Oh no! A computer that makes noises when loading programs must be some sort of bomb! | G-Virus: Now in an easy-to-use spray can! | Guh? *BANG* | Uh, yeah. Me neither. In fact, there aren't many people in the world who do. | SO LONELY | Why not just destroy the whole planet? Then all the terrorists will suffer! Er, nevermind. | Get out alive, survive the disk drive, there are five in the hive, so let's jive! Huh! | If you're going to have any chance of working out what the hell she's talking about, I'm afraid you're going to have to stop staring at her chest. | You mean he's not in a public toilet in the middle of a factory being taken over by terrorists? Well, where else could he possibly be? | One too many, in my opinion | I'll have you know, I'm a government tiger. The leprechaun said so. | Really? How interesting. | That's correct, more or less.