Rambo single handedly took out vietnam, sure. But Arthur here took out HELL. In his damn underwear.

Contributed by Stumplord-X, whose clothes break off too if you bump into him. And Fahbs, who gets turned into a duck by evil magicians.

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"Take a key for coming in!"

I take it she's the Princess of Engrand... (Though that doesn't explain the damn numbers... Might be her measurements...)

Some of the programmers of this fine, fine game: You thought that Mickey was pretty badass. Now try HYPER MICKEY on for size! | HEEHEEHEEHEE TALL NOB. Also, Hyper Bengie teams up with Hyper Mickey for the SUPER CROSS CHANGE GO! GO! PINK SUGAR HEART ATTACK! formation.

Ryutaro didn't know that his mother had a secret life. Her shameful secret? SHE DESIGNED BACKGROUNDS FOR CAPCOM! | Ike-Bomb was a very talented bomb disguised as a human that Konami sent to Capcom to get rid of their hated rivals and their accursed sequel generator. It obviously didn't work.