Ignore the title, it's really a cleverly disguised Wonderboy game. And by the way, Wonderboy kicks ass.

Contributed by Akemi Saoshi in Monster World Part VI.

Also from Ezra Poetker, pear fetishist.

Really bad Olde English.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Well, I guess he did her pretty well if she married him that quickly

...Bad mental imagery...

With a line like that, Master Higgins is sure in for some lovin