From BrandonTCA, who stands at the enterance of the castle saying "Welcome to Ass City! I feel good!"

Sadly, if you're on this site, you probably fit this descrpition... I know we who work on this site do... | Don't ask, Don't tell... | Good to see you have a cause worth fighting for... | You know, I could put I quip here, but it wouldn't do this quote justice... | Home safety tips from Taki | Um, couldn't the fishing boats take me across the lake anyways? | WOW! You really need to get a life... | Thank god! Now countless lives can be spared, thanks to your eating habits! | I'd suggest using a mop instead of a magical crystal... | The very first chain letter ever... | Man, that crazy Neclord... Sure, he's an evil immortal vampire, but he knows how to make people laugh... | And he spends his living on speech therapy I guess | OK then... But what job are you talking about, since i'm offered no job in the entire game? | Basic science, with Taki | Wow, and I thought it was only MALE homosexuality that the Suikoden series was entrenched in... | Captain Obvious to the rescue! | One of the pinnacles of writing in any form... | You know, he has a NAME... | She ceratinly lacks the pure skill that was present from Qlon | Thanks! Your completely non-sensical segway helps! | "We reevied a letter from the Highland Army!" | That's certainly a strange snore... | Er, I'm not so sure about you doing that... | My, he's a smooth talker... | Adlai suffers a nervous breakdown | Sure... I believe you... | This quote with this picture is just so wrong... | I guess I would to... If I had any idea what "untoward" means... | Well, even if you didn't know what it was, it'd still be a shitty vase, so you really didn't "lose money" on the deal... | More science with Taki | ...Glad to see your determination... | Wow... Sounds like how I always feel...