It's like the first one. Except a hell of a lot better.

Contribution by zer0 and milosh, THEY CAN'T GIVE IT UP, MAN! GO FOR BROKE! More from Gilgamesh, TRIUMPH OR DIE! Even more from Bocobo, CAN YOU MARCH THE WAY OF GLORY?

"Are you talkin' to me? You want my autograph or something?" | "Your teeth are everywhere! Pick them up before they get lost!" | As opposed to living in the past and coming to the present for vacations and christmas | "Judgment! Grade C! You are in need of supplementary training!!" | No game with Balrog would be complete without a reference to Mike Tyson | "I'm like a cyclone... get too close and you'll get sucked in!" | Uh, you have boxing gloves on

Sodom rocks. He's an American retard who thinks he's Japanese, he wears this stupid kabuki mask thing and his name can be misinterpreted as "anal sex":
"Oh! That is a nice plan!" | What the hell are you talking about? | Someone's been smoking a little bit too much of that wacky tobacky | Japanism? | Wise words from a wise man | "My moves are quite special, aren't they?" | Sodom shows off his Japanese language skills | "I'm not trash! I really have class I tell you!" | A sad moment for the gaming industry: Sodom's death

For more information on Sodom, consult your local librarian, or read The Slugger.

Once again, a common phrase is marred by bad spelling. PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY.

...I don't get it at all - unless he's a horrible festering hive of pestilence or something | Dan finally loses it. Totally. Like, more than usual. | Dan has known that feeling for a LONG time | Way to subtlely introduce plot details for your characters, Capcom! A+ for effort!

Because you're actually hearing the KOF '95 game right next to you | No | OK. YOUR HAIRSTYLE SUCKS! | Don't worry, Dan. We know ALL about you... | Unforunately, his oppenent then gets into a fight with a character from Survival Arts | Praise Jah! | Ahem... "Did you see my MAD SKILLZ?" | I GOTTA BELIEVE! | Someone hasn't read Preacher... | Unless you're the final boss, in which case you can be as cheap as you want... | I can't argue with him THERE...

"Yeah, it's, like, totally excellent. I bet you could, like, punch some guy in Brazil while you're kicking some other guy in China, or something. Awesome!" | It's a good thing I know what she's talking about when she says "breeding", or else this might sound really stupid. | Being Blanka's translator must be the best job in the world | Er...are you still talking about breeding? | And I thought I was special... | Someone as stereotypically British as Birdie probably wouldn't know what a pretzel is | Beats working at McDonalds, I guess | He's wily, he's got a long white beard, he's from Capcom...hey, wait a second! | I can.t work out what you.re saying' | You, sir, are a liar and a scoundrel.

And now, a presentation from performance poet, M.Bison, entitled "Bison Screams": Fu,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha! Guhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!! Muuuuuun!! Ngwooooohhh!! Nuuuuu!! *cough*