To all you schoolgirl fetishists, it's the first game with Sakura, and that's really all that matters.

Quotes from Gilgamesh, managing to get his skirt blown upwards at every opportunity.

And AlmightyPants, who is actually unconcious

If you don't get this "art of fighing" pun, you don't play enough SNK games | Ouch | Oooh, BURN from Guy! | The ultimate warrior, yes. The ultimate speller, no. | Talk about the pot calling the kettle black | Only Dan can stand up to the great burns of Guy! What ever!

Well, I don't think he will if he is | "Okay then, I'll destroy you AND give you my Hello Kitty watch! It's pink!" | The least successful army recruitment campaign EVER | Confucious says "I just did your mom last night, and she sucked."

Unfortunately, before Adon's hunt for Akuma could begin, Adon was arrested for defacing a national monument | Um, is this supposed to be a happy ending? | Birdie: the worst threat to computer mainframes ever! | Bison's ending which reveals that he wants Ryu under his control, and that Ryu's hung like a Ken doll... | An ending up there in shocking quality with Metal Gear Solid 2 | Why's she surprised that Bison killed her father? I thought her entire quest was to kill Bison to avenge her father death... | I don't think I can say anything more than "Congraturation, Dan..." | Maybe I was wrong about my violence doesn't solve any problems thing... | Wait, so he died cause his lip's bleeding? | Um, who's this "Master" guy? | Wow, giving Ryu a string... That's a true friendship... | Rolento's ending; with special guest, MIKE FUCKING HAGGAR! | Not only do we get fan service, but Rose also show's she's (almost) as powerful as Miss Cleo! | Sagat: Portrait of someone who's completely obsessed... | Same goes for Sakura... | More proof that Sodom kicks ass... | If Rocky had to fight Zangief, instead of Dolph Lundgren, we'd all be speaking Russian right now...