If you've never heard of this game... no, it's not even remotely possible. Even my mom knows who Dhalsim is. Well, not his real name. She calls him "Mr. Stretchy-arms". Good enough.

UkuHawa will meditate and then destroy you.

Chun-Li will make a great family man

Yes, now all children want to be a violent street thug who bites off people's ears | Were this a Mortal Kombat game, they'd follow this up with a "Have a nice day." | He must have been a big baby in order for that to have fit him... And does this mean his mom can also give off electricity? | Weirdest thing I can think of about this is that the clothes don't immediately vanish after Chun-Li throws them off... Oh, and there's the incredible amount of Engrish... | The heartwarming ending of "Mr. Stretchy-arms" | This is the part in the action movies when his family gets killed, and Guile becomes a psychotic vigilante killing everyone. | The legacy of the fatties lives on... | Ken's happy ending | Ryu's completely Engrish ending | Um, you won Sagat, so Ryu IS the loser... | Well, at least i'm not a little bishounen fruity boy... | I thought the traditional Russian celebration was drinking vodka until they puke their guts out...