Possibly the only game of all time that requires the instruction booklet to be dunked in water to progress in the actual game. WHY DON'T MORE GAMES DO THIS???

Yes, plugging my ears prevents me from having human contact of any kind | I was expecting a stomach flu from eating that god-knows-how-old cave-apple | Thanks! I'm just such a caring guy | Um, what bananas? | ...which, in his mind, means "do you want me to repeat my boring-ass story?" | Was mentioning the ship really necessary..? | So memorizing the name of a stupid poem will make me a master of every game in existence? | So who was the person who did the kidnap? | Possibly the best item ever | Thank you sir, you've been a huge... help... | She's so tired, she's lost the ability to use periods | WOW! | A common alternative to Aspirin.. jamming bananas in your ears

And now, a slew of stupid -cola gags! Americola! | Rob Crusocola! | It's a Miracola! | Totally Radicola! | ...Spacycola? | Mmmmm! I can really taste the fish!

Finally, the deepest, most insightful conversation in all of videogaming: Yes, that is the pig's bum-hole