Great video game atrocities have been commited in the name of trend-following. Just look at 90% of the ninja games out there. This game, following on the heels of the Transformers craze is no exception. SECRET TIP: In Japan, mech design is an art and a science! Don't get your autistic eight year old son to do the mecha design!

From Pancake, transforming into a pinto

And that's how Flux lost his faith in God. He had the series finale of Charles in Charge taped... And his hands erased the videotape before he could watch it! Now he would never see the final wacky adventure of Scott Baio and Willy Aames! He threw his magnetized hands to the heavens and shouted "WHY?!", but no one answered.