Oh, those zany side effects of the cold war. What will they do next?!? Oh wait, the creator's dead. That means that they'll do nothing.

Thanks to Yamcha Hibiki, who was planning to build a small thermonuclear device to kill me when I shot him. The hilarity!

The Lukewarm War. Ha. | The intriguing briefing | Well, make up your damn mind about the stupid bucket color!