What is this? A game about the worst chiropractors ever?

From Badman, who won't break your femur, won't break your ribcage, and sure as hell is going to leave your metacarpals alone. Because he's a spinal breaker

Arikawa wasn't very much help, though. Because, y'know | The YEARE before? How dreadful indeed! | Ha ha, he was boning a zombie. A little cold, buddy? | I often feel the need for grenade launcher | Confusing! But his name is Captain Waffle. Is that like Captain Crunch? | Yeah, figthing usually gets a little tiresome