ROCK ON! A NAUSEATIGLY AVERAGE PLATFORM ACTION GAME WITH DECENT GRAPHICS AND TERRIBLE CONTROL! AND A LAME STORY! TOO MUCH FUN! MY HEAD IS GOING TO POP!

From Person, who likes to try to make you think how good Actraiser was for his own personal gain as well.

And from Badman, platform jumping into my heart

The same attention to detail found in the game is also found in the ending. | Farst Cercle? | START MAKING SENSE OLD MAN!

This guy must really dig periods | I want you to give sex me | NO! MORE SPELLING DRILLS! | They needed fewer of these and more spellcheckers | Such flowing prose | Look, taking time to proofread your work is not a bad idea | You can't beat me with those grammar skills! HA! | Me, me, me... | Say of a few more times, for me. Please? | So I've got the powers down, but not the elusive power21s | Yeah - I pronounced it this way. WHEN I WAS TWO. | Well, shit, this will take a while. First he'll have to figure out what "retuns" means | And you hardly passed english. Your point sir?