From Badman, who is used by Jason Hall as an actual barbell...

It's not just Aura Fizz, it's new BIG-ASS Aura Fizz! | Uh, can I plead the fifth? | Hey, it's still sounds better than any of the boy band shit. | Extreme to THE EXTREME! | Hey, we ALL do, but I don't go around advertising about 'em... | Remember, here at Monolith, we'll keep the light on for ya. | And keep in mind, we're talking about JASON HALL'S calves! | Then there was a game called Blood 2, and things took a turn for the worse... | Wow, an actually well done Evangelion spoof! | BLARGH! FATTY WANT VAT FISH! | SO many choices... | Good ol' sexual innuendo! | Fight those fascist laws, whiteboard artists, who fight injustice everyday of your lives! | I will | Even worse, Kura's a dickchick who used to be your girlfriend's older brother!