Shaq in a fighting game. That makes a WHOLE lot of sense. I'm now patiently waiting for Sammy Sosa's Space Battle and Tiger Woods Super Kart Racer 2000

From Phil A, slam dunking the funk

Also from Hyena, the rappin' genie with an attitude.

Yes, listen to the senile old man and jump through the ominous looking portal | Um, yeah, a lot of people call themselves Diesel, that doesn't make them a petroleum product | Real threatening there... | HA HA! ROCK HIS CHAIR! GET IT?! | I guess that's because he's a basketball player and not a kung-fu expert | Girl fight! Girl fight! | Very wise words to Shaq. Kazaam anyone?

Thank you for completely ignoring the question, cat girl