From Futility, who was able to dodge uzi fire thanks to his +9 agility.

Also from Draygon with his +3 flamethrower of the prophets

And even more from VincentDeBoule, geeking the... Oh hell, go choke on stim, wirehead.

I'm just wondering, does Dr. Kevorkian have to use sterilized equipment like any other doctor?

Guns guns guns! Yar ho hee har har!

Say what you like about tabletop rpgs, Shadowrun has the COOLEST SLANG EVER. "Oh my God, I've been geeked by go-gangers!" | I guess he's not the dog to be calling "Bad Dog" | Unfortunately, we can't tell you what the Matrix is. LOOK I'M COWBOY CARL!

If I was Jamaican, I'd probably be horribly offended | What the hell is he talking about? Some horrible hybrid of Jamaican slang and Shadowrun cyber-newspeak? My head is going to explode here | The greatest lyrical mastermind of, uh, the dystopian future | More of that great cyber-newspeak-shit-I-can't-understand. GEEK THE GO-GANGERS! | Satan, you wacky funster | Satan, puppies are NOT for eating! | Why is my hair on fire? Satan told me to!

Is twice now more of this damn techno speak? | Wow. A rare case of SNK-glish in an American game... That or it's more fucking cyber speak... | Bowb? | WHAT?!? That real estate agent told me the caryards are the safest place in the world! | Yeah, Marlon Brando's after me... | Groovy! | Well if not many people get here accidentally, why would you think i'm lost? | You know, you shouldn't use exclamation points for everything, especially a question. | The screws might not kown, but I think the nails are growing suspicious | STOP THE CYBERSPEAK! | Yeah, it makes me wanna "Ease on down the road"! | I is dead? A loser is me?

Well, at least he's creative with his extortion | NEXT TIME, on "Trolly, the Militant Homosexual Troll"! | From Ayla's time to 2050, things really haven't changed much | First of all, "Dances With Clams?". Next, nice little racket he has there thanks to his genetic ancestry | Poor, insecure freakish trolls | Jander: Either the worst attempt at cyberslang ever, or just some bad english | In the middle of a conversation about magic, the medicine man subtlely makes his move | Yes, it's hard to be an ugly troll these days with all the troll models in the troll fashion magazines making you feel insecure about yourself | Yes, we are indeed playing an SNES RPG | You'll be rollin' in style with some genuine digit jewelery | Satan seems to enjoy money in an indecent way | Someone's been doing a little too much cyber-techno-LSD | I didn't know people in the dystopian future knew how to watch their mouths