In the words of Fujin, CRUSH.

From Ragnarosen, also created in the evil arcane laboratories of Square Redmond.

The highlight of this set of quotes would have to be Phlegm the Fancy. His name kicks ass | In Final Fantasy II, he was a damn good hero, in Secret of Evermore, he's a lame supporting character with an over-inflated ego | I'm supposing this guy's trying to give you advice. Uh, I could be wrong, as I don't have a clue about what he's saying | I have no idea why, but this dude reminds me of Dick from Jerkcity | That was a good movie | Mr. Head is quite possibly the coolest Squaresoft character of all time | The crazy, madcap antics of Mungola | Squaresoft's best idea for humor is usually the use of puns - this isn't an exception | The Pigrace | And now... the unigoat! | This rat kicks major ass

Man, that sounds like some edutainment game... | After all, his is the ONLY dog on Earth that, when a stick is thrown will retrieve it... | But even FAILING that simple task, he knows it's his dog... | One of these things are not like the other... | Man, yet another childhood memory comes crashing down...

But can HE magle mosquitos? | Hey, you can ALWAYS use a still-beating heart... | Fine then, just put your face in the glue... | The ferry across the desert, featuring the kick-ass ferryman skeleton: Part One, and Part Two | Disgusting... | I'm glad he doesn't start recounting tales from his favorite porn movies after that... Well, then again... | Well, what CAN compare to the great caverns of Makanda? | The Femur of Fury still can't compare to the Duodenum of Destrucity! | I just hope Pokey's retarted mother doesn't smash him a couple minutes later... | How can't you like that dog's pure style? | Meet Tiny